Flying into the United States has become a major headache. Since the whole US government suffers from an inferiority complex, we collectively have to pass through four different checkpoints staffed with smug, incompetent, underqualified people. Yes, you know who you are. You worked as what before? A cook? And now they gave you an ugly uniform and you think you are in charge? Of air travel security?
You came to Canada when you were 16? Only 7 years ago? I see.
Extensive background check to get this job? Oh, I am glad. That makes me feel so much safer.
Americans listen up. We love you. Yours is a great country. We are your stimulus package. Relax. Tell your boss. You know, the one who gave you hope and promised change. Maybe start at the airport.
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
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