Sunday, March 14, 2010

AIR TRAVEL TO AMERICA SUCKS

Flying into the United States has become a major headache.  Since the whole US government suffers from an inferiority complex, we collectively have to pass through four different checkpoints staffed with smug, incompetent,  underqualified people. Yes, you know who you are. You worked as what before? A  cook? And now they gave you an ugly uniform and you think you are in charge? Of air travel security?
You came to Canada when you were 16? Only 7 years ago? I see.
 Extensive background check to get this job? Oh, I am glad. That makes me feel so much safer.

Americans listen up. We love you. Yours is a great country. We are your stimulus package. Relax. Tell your boss. You know, the one who gave you hope and promised change. Maybe start at the airport.



DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

YYC AIRPORT SECURITY STAFF

HEY, IT PAYS WELL. AND THEY HIRE ANYBODY

THE NEW FULL BODY SCANNER

MY SCAN

7 comments:

karenk said...

ha ha...love the scan.....

Chris said...

Ah-mazing! I laughed some coffee out my nose.

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shokutsu said...

The US customs agents at YYC are some of the worst of the bunch. Travel to the US has indeed gone even further downhill and is such a hassle now... :(

H.Peter said...

Hey Karen,

you know it's not m y hand....right?

H.Peter said...

Chris,

does it hurt when you blow coffee through the nose?

Sorry for that....

H.Peter said...

Shokutsu,
I vividly remember travelling 10 years ago, running through security 10 minutes before the plane took off.
Being greeted by the sarcastic Delta Airlines gate agents in Vegas who all knew me as being very last minute.

Those were the days. Can't believe I am saying it.